Bug (bending over and looking at Munson's belly): Oh, look! A poop coming out!
Me: Oh, no, Buddy. That's not a poop. That's Munson's wee-wee.
Bug (sounding delighted): Oh! His ee-wee!
Me: Yes, Munson has a wee-wee because Munson is a boy.
Bug (condescending): No, Mommy, Munson is not a boy. He's a dog.Guess the birds-and-the-bees chat can wait for a few more years.