I love children. I love having children. I love raising children.
But I do not love what having and raising children does to the ol' girlish figure.
And so I appreciated this joke (which, appropriately, was sent to me by a pregnant girlfriend today):
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob,
'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.'
(I know it's crude, but I also know you laughed.)