Why you should always double-check your child's homework.
A first-grader handed in this drawing for a homework assignment:After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear about my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This picture is of me selling a shovel.
(I got this on an e-mail today and thought someone else might enjoy the humor.... ;-)